The Story of My Life

The following is a story that I have kept inside me for along time now, I was sworn to secracy but I now feel, ten years on that I have nothing to be afraid of. I cannot be silenced anymore. So here we go...

What you are about to read is 100% truth, if it sounds farfetched then I have no explenation other than your mind cannot comprehend the epicness of this.

About 10 years ago I was on holiday in Florida and we took a trip to the Kennedy space center. Anyway we were a part of a tour around the center and one of the NASA workers said something that intrigued me. He informed us that no man could survive re-entry into the earths atmosphere from space without the use of a space suit. Now me, being the awesomeness I am, was sure that I could do it. I told him that and he laughed it off as a young child's dream. So what did I do? I made my way to the offices of NASA and... what? You don't think I could make it there? NASA security got nothin on me.

Anyway, I made my way to the offices and once I arrived there I layed down a gauntlet if you will. I bet NASA it'sself that I could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. They agreed to the bet and it was on, if I survived, they had to buy me a beer, if I died, I bought them a beer (seriously NASA are dumb, this was a win-win situation for me).

So, on July 19th, 1999, a naked Lou re-entered the earth's atmosphere, in turn streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of well over 3000 degrees.

I had done it, and an embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor. Y'know what's the worst part about the whole thing? NASA still owes me a beer.

Pics of some of mah sketches

In other news

In other news I am sooooooo ill, I mean seriously I feel like I'm dying, my eyes keep watering and my nosem is running. I feel like a human fountain for gods sake. Y'know like one of them statues of the naked children who are peeing into a fountain, except it's coming out of my eyes and nose... oh and I'm not naked.

Updates to the edge of humanity

Shabba,

I've done some more work as shocking as that is, and well, here's a list of what I have done:

*Main Poster
*2x Postcards & Back of Postcard
*Programme

NEED TO DO:

*Both sides of the Invitation
*Ticket

I also need to do a few more sketches but I can do them later tonight, uh what else? Oh yeah the essay needs to be finished. But that shouldn't be a problem.

Ideas, Ideas, Ideas...

Thats right, I have ideas. They come to me in dreams, and sometimes while awake. Some of them are good, while other bad. Some change lives, while most are simply my mind telling me to change my underware. But that's not the reason I'm talking right now, cause I changed my pants this morning (actually like 1:30pm) and I feel fresh. Don't you just love the cool clean feeling of slipping on a new pair of pants, and I'm not talking the american way, I'm talkin underware, panties, hotpants, boxers, whatever you wear, how good does it feel when you slip on a pair, a new pair of long Johns and the like. But I'm going off topic, What I really want to speak about are the ideas I have had for my poster.

IDEA #1: I was thinking something along the lines of 50s pin ups, so like having a few different pin ups and each of them dressed like one of the characters, Red Riding Hood, Cinderella, Rapunzel and Snow White. The Background would be seperated into four quarters each coloured differently, and each would house one of the pinups. The title would rest in the center of the poster, with the other information at the top and bottom respectivly. I also had the thought that the tickets could vary in colour and pinup, so the four sections of the theatre seating each represented by a colour and pin up.

IDEA #2: Similar to the first one but instead of the full pinups each quarter would have a part of a characters face, and the whole thing would make up the full face.

IDEA #3: Lots of trees... I dunno...

IDEA #4: ... >_> ... ok so I only had the two ideas...

So there you have it, my ideas, you can tell me wat you think if you wish, if not, then why are you here?...

Until next time, this has been what's crackin' I've been Lou, you've been great, I thanka you...

Woo woo wee woo woo! What's Crackin' Peeps?

So here's the Update, I've done mah first mood board, done on photoshop, need to do one more, but I realised something, Zoe still has my sketchpad and in turn my A3 paper, bad times. I cannot even get into town tody to get more paper so yeah, but it'll be all good. Anyway here's the photershop one for now, Update later.



Lata...

EDIT+++++

So I just did the other one on photoshop, cause that was all I had at hand, meh

Late update |:-D

Righty ho then old chaps, I got my essay in on time, I think I was like 100 words short, and I may not have written what I was suppost to, but hey at least I got somethin in this time. That's worth somethin right? Right? Eh whatever, you people are no help...

On a side note, I've been gettin mad urges to go skateboarding again, but I dunno if I will, I'l wait until I chat to my mate and see how he's feelin. Plus it may not be such a good Idea cause of last time with the irishman and the dirsy old man who picks up litter at westburn... But that's a story for another time.

Until next time, I've been Horacio Ramirez, uh... Lou...

Lewis Catto is a Thief

As you can probably see Cat's Toe has taken the video that I worked hard to find, I poured blood sweat and tears into finding that, I even risked a high probability of a sledging accident.

But never fear Peeps! For Now I present to you, The Shopping Penguin!!

What's crackin' peeps,

So... essay time, 500 words, Friday deadline, good times. Incase I do not finish on time, herein is my plea for forgiveness...

You see, due to the overbearing largeness of my index fingers, I find typing for extended periods of time to be taxing, which is the underlying root of all my problems and the prominent reason as to why I am typing with my tongue at this time. I also have an extremely short attention span which causes me to... oh look a squirrel...

Sincerely Lou (reeking of awesomeness since 1990)



So there you have it, my plea to you all... now I should really should get back to that essay, or I will actually have to use this plea...

The Lou's Theory On Time

There are three times; a present time about things past, a present time about things present, and a present time about things future. The future exists only as expectations, the past exists only as memory, but expectation and memory exist in the present. Time therefore is a human creation, time does not exist, but if it did it’d only be a very small portion of life its self, a laugh in a sea of sadness.

^^^This is what you come up with on a boring bus journey^^^